Date: 2008-07-24 16:35 Subject: [NSFW] Security: Public

Y HELO THAR! I'm Lingerie Model Barbie!

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Date: 2008-07-21 14:10 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

What I want today is some peace and quiet.

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Date: 2008-07-09 21:18 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

THERE IS NO BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW SONG.

It is, and always has been, an inside joke, instead of being a porno that was so terrible it became popular.

THE BOW-CHIKA-WOW-WOW IS A LIE.

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Date: 2008-07-06 12:50 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

Reason #49732 to avoid immortality:

Some day, even Britney Spears will be regarded as classical music.

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Date: 2008-07-04 22:00 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

Gothkid says, "sup peeps"
Breadburner says, "i'm trying to decipher what, exactly, the junk in the trunk is, and how it gets people drunk"
Gothkid says, "What in the seven seas?"
Breadburner says, "my two best guesses are horrible BO or some kind of fermentation going on"

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Date: 2008-06-28 22:09 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

An open letter to the various government agencies collecting my personal information and tracking me in various ways that would have been illegal 50 years ago:

If Diablo III and Starcraft II are released within a few months of each other, I will not be dead or somewhere in South America. Please do not set my identity information to invalid, again, because of my obsession with Blizzard games.

That is all. Thank you.

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Date: 2008-06-26 11:33 Subject: Shut up already. Security: Public

"I bet you think this song is about you."

No, I know this song is about being a little bitch who's deliberately vague to the point of being incomprehensible just so she can act snooty to the people who have the initiative to say she's vague.

Now fuck off.

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Date: 2008-06-21 16:04 Subject: Quizlette Security: Public

( I edited it lots, and didn't count the table-ish bits. Put behind a cut just in case. )

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Date: 2008-06-19 22:40 Subject: ZOMG SPOILER HERMIONE IS VOLDEMORT!!!! Security: Public

( Indiana Jones and the Blah-Blah-Blah )

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Date: 2008-06-08 20:22 Subject: Not a Slut Security: Public

Dear friend who just found out I'm gay,

It's great that you're not one of the 99% of the people on the planet who think I'm an otherworldly creature that must be destroyed at all costs, but I think you took the sharing of stuff that's teh seckz too far.

Repeatedly telling me about shows that I would never, ever watch because I never, ever watch television and then acting shocked because I don't watch them, and saying I'm no longer allowed to be gay? That's retarded. I don't insert trash in my brain. Not even trash that would validate a stereotype.

Besides, isn't accepting me as a person rather than as one aspect of me that's villified a part of getting over the whole teh-gay-is-an-elf-magics-plague thing?

Oh, and yes, just because I like guys doesn't mean I treat the rest of humanity (with a penis) like this all-you-can-eat buffet. I'm not involved with anyone because of reasons that are none of your business. I like porn, yes, but I don't want a never-ending torrent of guys that I must check out, leer at, and otherwise be an obsessive creep over.

Likewise, some of them don't want it. Oh sure, you can be as much of a stalker psycho freak as you want, the guys love that because they're oblivious, and those that notice tend to prefer sticking it in the crazy anyways. But me? Ah, no. It's this thing called homophobia, it calls for subtlety.

And just because I don't have as much of an appetite as you, for porn, doesn't mean I'm no longer me. There are no requirements for this. I don't have a membership card with a little disclaimer saying "Ye must lay with three or more gentlemen every fortnight taking turns with ye old love shafts or ye shall be demoted to 'Merely Curious'".

In short: you make being gay a chore. Please stop.

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Date: 2008-06-07 17:06 Subject: Piratey Sales Security: Public

 Breadburner says, "selling myself, max 3 hours. 500 poe/hour"
 Denam says, "bread"
 Drunkye says, "Selling Brand New Brown/White Male suit 28k Just picked up! /whisper Drunkye"
 Beachchicc has reconnected.
 Fatalkiller says, "Trading aqua atlantean band with navy atlantean band !!!"
 Denam says, "do you do wateva i want u to..."
 Jacksparoo says, "selling brand new white and white swash!16k!"
 Denam says, "Buying Xebec 110k! send me a tell!"
 Jacksparoo says, "Hey yall"
 Breadburner says, "no just in-game puzzles. it's not that kind of sale :p"
 Denam says, "oh..."

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Date: 2008-05-23 23:36 Subject: Stolen from zhyndra Security: Public

Go to http://quotationspage.com/random.php3 and pick out five quotes that reflect who you are or what you believe (or what you tell people on the internet you believe). Then re-post as a meme.

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture. Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it. - Dee Hock

We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents. - Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Critic as Artist, 1891

Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)

The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself. - Rita Mae Brown, Venus Envy

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Date: 2008-05-20 12:59 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

To all the people who expect their techie friends/relatives to rip their entire CD collection to an iPod with perfect metadata that is never, ever convoluted and/or redundant:

It won't be done instantly. This is technology, not elf magic.

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Date: 2008-05-15 20:05 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

... and then she was like, "Like-like-like like like liiike like like liiiiiiike like." And I was like, "We have killed all your friends. All your friends are dead."

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Date: 2008-05-14 20:10 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

[Adult Link]

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Date: 2008-05-13 21:37 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

This just in: Wired News asks Ron Paul supporters, "Where is your god now?"

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Date: 2008-05-12 21:22 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

Lincoln shot JFK.

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Date: 2008-04-25 13:10 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

"Your family tree would make a good Celtic knot."

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Date: 2008-04-23 03:10 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

"All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen."

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Date: 2008-04-22 02:09 Subject: (no subject) Security: Public

Just say NO to the "Leave Britney alone!" act.

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